You turn me on, Good Company, Williamsburg, NYC.

“No Smoking,” Botanica Bar, Nolita, NYC.

Framed picture of Paul Rudd, $2.99, Goodwill Store, Brooklyn, NYC.

Your Pretty Face Is Going Straight To Hell, Man on 6th Ave, NYC.

McCruelty, I’m hatin’ it, Flatiron District, NYC.

We Will Make Severe Fun Of You, Stanton Public, LES, NYC.

Cherry Flavored, Brooklyn, NY.

Justin Bieber killed my cat, Williamsburg, NYC.

Lonely Socks, Williamsburg, NYC.

Only One Damn Dollar, 14th Street, NYC.